Jack in the Box

The camera cuts to a corridor backstage where Rebecca Smith is seen holding a microphone and smiling as she awaits her cue.

Rebecca: Hi guys, I’m here in the upper section of the arena to meet a new signing a mister Jack Williams. A British wrestler who is held in very high regard.

? : First things first missy, I’m English. Not British.
You are only British if you are from Scotland or Wales and have managed to get yourself in to Wimbledon.
You go back to being Scottish or Welsh when you lose, and that happens a lot.

Rebecca: You must be our newest member of the Roster, Jack Williams.
I’m Rebecca Smith. I-

Jack Williams: You stand in front of people and hold a microphone and ask silly questions.
Well let me start by asking you a question. Where is my Private Box?

Rebecca: Your Private Box?

Jack: Wow, you really just stand there and repeat the last two words I say well.
I had it written into my contract that I get my own Private Box that sits above the crowd and well away from the riff raff in the locker room.
A place where I can relax and be me.
It’s bad enough that I fired that incompetent oaf Simon Harrison while I was out of wrestling,
Now I have to rely on the interviewers to tell me where I go.

Rebecca: I can see that I am going to have a tough time with you.
What happened to you to force you to temporarily leave wrestling?

Jack: The death of my Grandmother. She suffered two major strokes and passed away in her sleep.
I left my last federation, CEW, of my own choice to go back to England for her cremation and when I got back to the US,
I had a long list of offers from various federations and companies asking me to sign with them.
Many of them wouldn’t even send me an Email to see if I wanted to join them.
Heck, one company sent me seven contracts in ten days and I refused them all.
It wasn’t about money; it wasn’t guaranteed appearances or anything like that.
It was about having the right frame of mind to do this again.

Rebecca: So why come back now? What made you return to wrestling?

Jack: Do you want to know?
Some random jerk had the audacity to throw a box of shoes at me.
I stood there and I ripped him apart verbally for fifteen minutes while he shook in his Nikes like a bowl of jello.
I walked away from it all feeling like I could bash the life out of anything
So I contacted the GM of CEW and asked him about coming back.
He didn’t want me, and I looked around for the company that was going somewhere,
The company that put the best shows out weekly and had the best roster.
And that is MXW.
It’s just a shame that they can’t give me directions to my Box but you can’t have everything.

Rebecca: What do you see as your main challenge here in MXW?

Jack: Finding my Box, and winning the MXW Triple Crown.
That’s something that I’ve never done.
A triple crown would be a great achievement.
Now if you will excuse me I have a box to find.

Jack walks off leaving Rebecca behind.

Rebecca: Jack Williams wants the Triple Crown, Back to you at ringside.

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Very Nice RP.

Just one thing though, you can't mention any other federation that is currently open or doesn't have an agreement with MXW. You can get the GM into trouble and the federation can be closed down.