PunkZack speaks 4/15/11

*The lights dim, and a song starts to play*

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Mike: "What is going on here!?!"

Dave: "I honestly do not know? This is getting creepy."

*A man walks from backstage wearing a mask and acting deranged, he is also holding a mic*

Man: "Cut the god damn music!!"

*music shuts off and lighting turns to normal*

Man: "Thank you! now, you all must remember me?"

*the crowd murmurs as they try to remember*

Man: "Well, as i see you all don't remember me... my name is PunkZack.... i set foot in this company a few months ago but after Natalie Mantin walked in on me snorting coke, i was sent to rehab for a second time."

* the crowd whispers as they remember PunkZack*

PunkZack: "But, Alas i'm back! and i'm ready to make an impa...ahhh who am i kidding! I don't wanna be hear!! The court ordered me to sign to this fed just so everyone else can keep there eye on me,, like i'm some kid or animal!!"

Mike: "He should be locked up! not out hear to entertain family's!"

PunkZack: "And the court said that the only way i'll be allowed freedom is if Mantin sees that i am 'qualified' to be seen as a 'responsible citizen of this earth'?"

Dave: "What?''

PunkZack: "So that practically means that i have to be a hero untill she gives me my freedom back... but my first order of business as a prisoner of this company is to say something that will get you people on my side."

Mike: "Oh lord, what is this criminal gonna do?"

PunkZack: "ok let me think of somethig that will win you guys over... I HATE TERRORISTS!!"

*Crowd cheers*

*PunkZack walks back to the backstage*

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